Acne

A woman came into the shop the other day and asked if I had anything for Acne? From somewhere in the deep recesses of my subconcious came the words - unbidden or premeditated

"Yes I do but I don't think I have any where near enough in stock!

meaning. of course, in my head I might not have very much left.

She was quite rude - I probably deserved it - Customer Service isn't my strong point!